John Dillermand: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)

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BrokenGlassShimmerLikeStarDust 55 minuter sedan
Peepees by themselves are inherently funny. I can't think about a penis and not want to laugh a little. It's a ridiculous organ. Used for sex sometimes but mostly just hanging and swinging around. There are stress-relief toys you can squeeze that are shaped like cartoon penises, they're popular in parts of Asia.
James Harris
James Harris Timme sedan
If John Hillerman were still alive I wonder what he'd think?
Low Light
Low Light Timme sedan
A 2 bedroom, 1 bath home on 1 acre of arable land still costs about $85-90K to build in any state in the country. During inflation, this could be around $95-100K, but these numbers haven't changed much in 30 years. If every single U.S. citizen had an acre of ARABLE land, it would take up about 21% of all arable land in the U.S., and about 14% of total land area. An acre is a very large piece of land; enough for a home and food garden (plus some small livestock). Enough to raise a family. Every industry related to the manufacture and sale of homes and real estate is lying to you. Every politician who has a vested interest in real estate is lying to you. Every gentrified community who's property values are artificially and prohibitively inflated is lying to you. Get together (about 100 people should do it) and build your own communities. 100 people working part-time at a minimum wage job can bring in $100K/month. Your first purchase will be a lawyer to set up all the social programs you qualify for (about $30K). Food per month for 100 people is about $20K. You will need contiguous land initially, about 10 acres on a road with power: around $50K.
Mark A
Mark A 3 timmar sedan
Jeez John, using Phil & Holly on "This Morning" is hardly clever conversation. For those who don't know, this morning is effectively the start of mind numbing daytime tv here in the UK! Complete and utter shite !
NewGenGaming 5 timmar sedan
World is getting fucked up every day
Jerepasaurus 5 timmar sedan
As someone that was very instinctively curious about anything even vaguely sexual since the age of 6, even though I was never given any sexual education at all and sex or genitals were never discussed in any way while I was growing up... yeah... this show definitely would have made me even more weird than I am now if I had seen it as a child. lol
Andres Martinez
Andres Martinez 6 timmar sedan
John Dillermand seems like something Adultswim would make
John Duncan
John Duncan 6 timmar sedan
109 countries. This is why.
MusicAda 6 timmar sedan
Asexuals, we picked good a country to invade
Rare Stern
Rare Stern 7 timmar sedan
This ain't it chief. This is why normal people are abandoning left wing politics. You're so culturally depraved, you're driving people to neo-liberalism.
Krishna Satram
Krishna Satram 8 timmar sedan
Unfortunately, there are toooo many people who are frickin uptight.
Jeppe Holm-Christensen
Jeppe Holm-Christensen 9 timmar sedan
Jeg elsker når John snakker om Danmark! Vi føler os elskede
justalurkr 9 timmar sedan
Discovery is questioning so very many of its life choices
Avimech 85
Avimech 85 10 timmar sedan
If this were in America, John Dillerman would be put on the sex offender registry
Michael Pop
Michael Pop 11 timmar sedan
I was born in Romania under a communist government dictatorship. Please go back to whatever country you came from because all you do is spread the communist left(Democrats) propaganda lies. Stop supporting a bunch of evil communists like AOC
Jeff 11 timmar sedan
This only shows me that my kids suck because they are American.
Chris Howerton
Chris Howerton 12 timmar sedan
WTF! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
amber o
amber o 12 timmar sedan
waldo looks different here
Renee Arika
Renee Arika 14 timmar sedan
What's!!!!!! Ahaaaaaaaaaa
Truth Seekers
Truth Seekers 14 timmar sedan
What's next? a female character with wings down below?? Bunch of knobs!...Excuse the pun.
Michelle Schu-blacka
Michelle Schu-blacka 14 timmar sedan
I might have been onboard if the 'appendage' was coming out of his head ... And coming.
Charles Gerber
Charles Gerber 15 timmar sedan
This is hilarious. Do you think kids in Denmark have John Dillerman themed birthday parties? Lol too funny
The Viking Sock
The Viking Sock 16 timmar sedan
that show is just utter garbage ... besides the penis thing, its just fn weird and pointless in every regard
shldnfr 16 timmar sedan
Looking forward to the Nintendo Switch game.
Ëë Mage
Ëë Mage 16 timmar sedan
For some reason I was impatient for Oliver to finish the video just to go to the comments, I'm not disappointed.
Charlie The Cockatoo
Charlie The Cockatoo 16 timmar sedan
John gleefully telling us about monopolisation. Ew.
Ask to seduce Miss
Ask to seduce Miss 17 timmar sedan
John: "Hey, VFX department, wait 'til you hear what you'll be animating this week..."
Mike Em
Mike Em 20 timmar sedan
Am I the only one who also thought, "I found Well-Endowed Waldo"?
Rasmus Saksvold
Rasmus Saksvold 20 timmar sedan
Kom så Danmark🇩🇰
hedgehog3180 22 timmar sedan
In general Denmark basically has the reverse view of sex and violence in children's TV compared to the US. Sex is seen as not a problem and actually healthy while violence, fighting, war and so on are seen as completely inappropriate for children. There's a reason why LEGO at most will make Star Wars sets but never something about soldiers and it's because that would spark outrage in Denmark.
Ask to seduce Miss
Ask to seduce Miss 17 timmar sedan
explicitly, but ...this is pretty important and good.
Thomas Murch
Thomas Murch 22 timmar sedan
Please upvote this comment if Londo Mollari of the Centauri Republic sent you here...
Din al-Fitrah
Din al-Fitrah 23 timmar sedan
A show about a guys penis aimed at our kids? Stay away from our children, please.
Ahnaf Ahmed
Ahnaf Ahmed 23 timmar sedan
yes a part that's one of the main job is for sexual activities can obviously be perfectly desexualized
ۚ Safwān চিজ
ۚ Safwān চিজ Dag sedan
Hey don’t disrespect Arthur like that
Jamie G
Jamie G Dag sedan
i am so tired of america being too childish about this stuff to have childrens shows like this 🤣 time to go to europe
Devin Henderson
Devin Henderson Dag sedan
A bigger Twit then Seth Meyers.
MainDepth Dag sedan
This is so fucking disturbing
fozpringle1 Dag sedan
I think i must be an alien on earth cuz this is wierd as fuck and genuinely shocking that so many people are not shocked by this..... yes its not sexualized but private parts are meant to be private
Point Less
Point Less 20 timmar sedan
Yep agreed it is weird, sick even but they will keep normalizing it.
Don DeWitt
Don DeWitt Dag sedan
The return of business daddy
Leon Estello
Leon Estello Dag sedan
Oh no... No no no. Just no.
official3ird Dag sedan
John is trying so hard to get this show canceled lol
Bisquick Dag sedan
Alright, this show usually pisses me off because whatever topic focused on is obviously causal to our core social organization of capitalism but yet this is never really said explicitly, _but_ ...this is pretty important and good.
how_are_u_so_bad_like_come_ooon Dag sedan
Im from denmark and every kid under the age of 7 talks about this show.
John Duncan
John Duncan 6 timmar sedan
Pretty fucked up actually.
Mohammed Chang
Mohammed Chang Dag sedan
Bernd das Brot Nachtschleife. Go look it up.
Masterbossofbosses Dag sedan
spoiler it didn't go great they all died
Nora Brandt
Nora Brandt Dag sedan
John Oliver: What do we have here? Me: ROBOT CHICKEN...MUTHAF*CKA!!!
R.W. Randolph
R.W. Randolph Dag sedan
And he wears a purple hat... lmao!
moeshickenyay Dag sedan
I want a T shirt.
tara cullen
tara cullen Dag sedan
The whimsy and humor of this show is not lost on me, but, as a woman I do wonder how desexualized it would come across if John was instead a Joan or a Janet--and an entire animated series was developed around the storyline of how she hides/stuffs/stores/etc all manner of things in her vagina.
Sarah Sant
Sarah Sant Dag sedan
Genuinely, though, I am ALL FOR desexualizing organs that have multiple purposes! The penis, vulva, buttocks, and breasts have nonsexual purposes! Penises and vulvas both release waste product in the form of urine, buttocks house large and important leg muscles and give us a nice place to sit, and breasts feed babies! I've been thinking a lot lately about how everything in the U.S. is so intensely sexualized, and how sexuality is considered gross and bad even as it's flaunted in advertisements. It's truly bizarre, and totally unnecessary. Bodies can be silly and fun, and it's okay to talk about them.
MechakittenX Dag sedan
You stay away from Arthur, heretic.
bofooit gojo
bofooit gojo Dag sedan
mib Dag sedan
Jamen cool nok. John Oliver taler om John Dillermand...
Amber Faux
Amber Faux Dag sedan
I wasn't ready for the peeens
lai nightwalker
lai nightwalker Dag sedan
as a Dane this was amazing. but especialy because it is such a non-story here.
Kyle Ouimet
Kyle Ouimet Dag sedan
thanks professor duncan
bofooit gojo
bofooit gojo Dag sedan
ら1かしたのもドキドキでした #垃圾
MJ Dag sedan
"so we need something for the web exclusive" "another one? i thought we were on break? wtf he wants anyways" "yeah about that...erm...its a, its a...why dont i forward john's email, he has some sketch ideas" "i gotta tell you this is a dick move to ask to work on the break," "yeah, but its a short one...actually we need a long one," .... "so when i said dick move.." " were right on the money"
Martin J
Martin J Dag sedan
Welcome to Denmark.
Big Tex
Big Tex Dag sedan
I want royalties from this cartoon that is obviously based on me.
AJHyoton Dag sedan
2:42 Barney has this, "Oh well! Shit happens what're you gonna do!?" look about him.
Zoe Gartham
Zoe Gartham Dag sedan
Inspector Gadget, anyone?
RED Dag sedan
salzigerTee Dag sedan
Wait a minute, "A pirate that tries to join a satanic cult"? Where do I find this? I need this in my life!
Logan Osmolinski
Logan Osmolinski Dag sedan
Bibbidi bobbidi boo here's interaction for you.
james eaton
james eaton Dag sedan
Please stop ...
Nathan alexander
Nathan alexander Dag sedan
God d#mnit whats next! Laura labia who saves people!!
Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson Dag sedan
In America he would go around subjugating everyone and be a billionaire who could ride his penis into space....
Twig Legg
Twig Legg Dag sedan
Can you talk about the Judge Rotenberg Center
Alfred Klitgaard Toldam
Alfred Klitgaard Toldam Dag sedan
Im danish and in one of the episodes he used the pp to pollinate the flowers It was a very inapropriate behavior.
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KikiChapelle Dag sedan
Where’s Waldo?
burningwings136 Dag sedan
what... the... heck...
Marcus Aurelius
Marcus Aurelius Dag sedan
Americans 2 remake it, but with a tail
My1 Dag sedan
I would put that onto a similar level as slapstick comedy in child cartoons. I mean anvil drops, explosions and similar things are super common but no one is crying violence really
Armenias Thunk
Armenias Thunk Dag sedan
Pretty sure this wouldn't work in America though. You toss your junk to a little kid, even to keep him from drowning, and it's 5 to 10. Been there, done that.
Kyong Park
Kyong Park Dag sedan
I’d say its more of a Super Mario and Waldo had a kid, but I digress
Armenias Thunk
Armenias Thunk Dag sedan
Hey, I never consented to Denmark using my image!
TheSuperToe Dag sedan
🎼🎵Soon may the dillerman come...🎶
min chen
min chen Dag sedan
Bunny took so much from you John lmao
DK 1689 Production
DK 1689 Production 2 dagar sedan
My 7 year old nephew sings the theme tune so much that now i have it looping in My head.
AurumJuice 2 dagar sedan
his clothing is oddly simular to Popee's clothing from Popee the Performer. . . . .hrmng
Dilshaad Saib
Dilshaad Saib 2 dagar sedan
Hey John! can you research the growing ingestible beauty market..... products such as Vida Glow, etc. Would love to see what your team uncovers, :)
S 2 dagar sedan
Oh my word...this world
Symphantic 2 dagar sedan
John Oliver just single-handedly doomed civilization to ruin. Who knew he had a dong? Well, we all know now and our purity has been corrupted. Good going, John, I hope it was worth it.
Jonathan Lund
Jonathan Lund 2 dagar sedan
I'm very proud to be danish right now
Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore 2 dagar sedan
Isn’t there a character in season two of the boys that has a power like this
Bruno 2 dagar sedan
“Today we gonna talk about Denmark known as LEGO” we felt that 😢
loosingmymemory7 2 dagar sedan
I think any way to communicate is either art or war, I prefer art as it is fascinating. They should just put a blue symbol that has corners at 90 degree angles for the paw patrol, at least it would be more accurate and entertaining
fouoii gyhh
fouoii gyhh 2 dagar sedan
Representation 😂😂
Lisa FaerieDreams
Lisa FaerieDreams 2 dagar sedan
I can just imagine all the F'd up, overly sensitive, controlling, religious, do-gooders... standing on their pedestal preaching their BS if this ever came to America~ sigh
Lisa FaerieDreams
Lisa FaerieDreams 2 dagar sedan
omg! 😱😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
dataslagter 2 dagar sedan
I enjoyed this, but I want more Octopus
mondaymusic 2 dagar sedan
He rapes but he saves and he saves but he rapes. - Dave Chapelle
Thomas Lätth
Thomas Lätth 2 dagar sedan
More kids traumatized by Mr Blobby.
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